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Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 12:03am - love - by SeaSick (woman) - United States (Florida)

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fake. One day in the Bahamas there's no way that would happen.

#2 - On 02/15/2010 at 6:24am by attomkins

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Im picturing you both chucking your guts up while "Im on a boat" by The Lonely Island is playing in the background. Epic.

#5 - On 02/15/2010 at 6:34am by Peroxide

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