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Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21706) - you deserved it (3118)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.

#5 - On 02/14/2010 at 7:21pm by CyrusTheBlue

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Tell him to go to rehab. :)

#4 - On 02/14/2010 at 7:21pm by toddin

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