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Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Be glad someone wants to give you something. Women are so ungrateful.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014