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Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML
This website makes me feel about my life without any problems. My condolences to you guys - hang in there.
Well, his girlfriend probably has some really weird fetishes about being in control and being a mother to her lover, because she probably has to give him sponge baths and dig around in those rolls.
Just hold out for a normal girl who likes you for you, not because you are handicapped.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015