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Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51246) - you deserved it (8167)

On 02/19/2009 at 8:39pm - love - by Skido (man) - United States (California)

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This website makes me feel about my life without any problems. My condolences to you guys - hang in there.

#3 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:21am by Xodlike

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i saw that show...he towed to his own wedding.
haha

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:22am by protegemoi

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