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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26720) - you deserved it (4281)

On 02/12/2010 at 9:14am - love - by JustMyLuck (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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It's probably the time of the month for him too.

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 2:03pm by Ajjas013

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Red relationship flag for you......

#4 - On 02/12/2010 at 2:06pm by Jewelofagal

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