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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30906) - you deserved it (2444)

On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

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