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Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6472) - you deserved it (38179)

On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)

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