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Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9397) - you deserved it (54738)

On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Practice what you preach.

#7 - On 02/05/2010 at 10:06am by alex_vik

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Your body must be one sucky temple!

I'll bet the second time you make out, he'll find out that it's a holey one as well, ya hypocritical slut.

Quit the sham. Either get prim or go slutty. Don't talk one way and go the other. I'm voting for slutty. It's more fun!

#11 - On 02/05/2010 at 10:07am by perdix

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