Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
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qwerty3210 0
you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going
Crush89 0
he must really like you if he is sharing that
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Comments (90)
shurayuki 0
haha
kemar7856 0
long distance fees
Horney4her69 0
better than talking about his new girlfriend.
Reyo 2
Protip: When a guy's willing to have a meaningless conversation with you, it means he likes you. If he didn't, he would've been pulling excuses to get off the phone out of his ass for the entire conversation.
st0815 9
What are long distance fees? Who is in a long-distance relationship and doesn't use skype?
icall_BS 0
st0815 You are a wise man.
babybubz 0
wow.. he sounds exciting
snowball20 0
lolz.. ouch.. do u play though..
icy716 0
and you were still on tge line for 15 min? i would have hung up
nigranathan 0
ydi long distance relations fyl.
theman34 0
he said that as a cover up because he ****** another chick
Crush89 0
he must really like you if he is sharing that
4NK8 0
farm ville is way better
qwerty3210 0
you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going
brittany1013 0
is he good in bed? rich? not as lame as u make him sound? fyl