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Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15483) - you deserved it (197831)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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you're the worst kind of person.

#2 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:47pm by fleg

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What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either?
And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her?
And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you?
FAIL

#4 - On 04/03/2009 at 8:49pm by sarah8909

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