Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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mack4225 0
Buy them!
Jimboom 11
Buy them back. Then get a friend to pick them up. Then leave it a few weeks and ask for them because you want to put them in a safe as your new insurance policy says you have to put items of value of £1000 or more into a fireproof safe. Or ask for them back as they were antiques from your grandparent.
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mack4225 0
Buy them!
grog_fml 3
and sell them for more
null_fml 11
^^This.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Yah, and wrap them and give them as a gift to her sister/ mother.. And she'll be like "Oh noes! I used 2 hav something kewl lyk that! But, now it belongz 2 my sister!"
Sabre300 0
thirteenth :3
cazebragirl 0
@rdr435 you sound pretty bitter. How about you stop calling everyone a pussy and do some self evaluating. That may be your only chance at happiness in life.
froggi_fml 0
I think it's kinda wrong that u think the only reason girls are here us to tap them. I don't think u have any clue what woman have to go through in life.
Jayy28 0
RDR you really gotta stfu. Hows bout you man up, realise that not every boy can 'tap a pussy' since there is a thing called a 'law', and stop calling everyone else a pussy. You seem like you've been troubled when you were younger. Getting dumped a lot? No? I dont care but your annoying me. So do everyone here a favour and 'man up' you 'pussy'. Have a nice day.
cazebragirl 0
That's not the kind of girl I am at all, and since you don't know a damn thing about me, I suggest you keep your judgements to yourself. How about you grow up. With an attitude like that, you're going to be very lonely.
cazebragirl 0
I know you didn't ask me. You TOLD me. Reread your comment. As for the rest of what you said, I find it to be sad and pathetic and I think you use this disgustingly callous behavior as a defense mechanism for your own insecurities. Have a nice day.
cazebragirl 0
ok now you're just going off on random tangents. if you don't care, then why do you keep responding?
uknorob 0
rdr435 is a bad example. hey not all guys are perverts like this kid. tho most guys are.
redredman 0
What the heck are you talking about? Creationism is a viable and accurate alternative to evolutionary "science." God's creation of us is no joke and neither is religion. Us Christians must stand together to ward of this evil RDR435. Creationism means that God created us all individually. Therefore we cannot undue God's work. Christians must therefore stand against such atrocities as cloning, stem cells, abortions, because they all change the work that God has done. Who's with me? Let's get RDR435 banned!
Sirin_fml 46
I think he was being sarcastic, but either way, I take Mastercard.
kazyroo 0
lol. successful troll is successful.
cakezorz 0
^this
Beatles1500 0
buy them and give them to her and be like somebody must have stolen them and was trying to sell them, so I bought them back for you
geovanni 9
don't feed the troll
xxhappyninjaxx 0
@ RDR for the sake of society stop beog such a jackass and get some respect for women
Neall_fml 0
rdr its 16 u retard
tisiphone_fml 0
@65 - Win.
MF12 0
hey I thought you were going to stop replying
MF12 0
why would you trip them? that wouldn't help you go any faster. and anyways "survival of the fittest"? you can't be very fit if you have to resort to tripping someone. that's more like "when I go down you're going down with me sucker"
froggi_fml 0
ur just sad. really I feel sry for u.
gun6slinger9 9
@rdr wow you are a great example of trailer trash. probably have a few illegitimate kids out there from when you picked up that $1 corner store prostitute
Serperoth 0
Unrelated to gods, religion or anything. Please remove yourself from the gene pool, rdr. You are a disgrace.
KingDingALing 9
^this by the way, OP. how does searching for a guitar end up with diamond earrings search results?
Spandexhero 0
Oh damn that sucks :( Shes kinda dumb for wanting only 50 $ for them.
Caz_the_Spaz 6
how much did you spend on them?
doink 0
Maybe she needs the money and needed to sell a few things. Times are tough!
toeknee33 0
so what?? she's old news.. life goes on
bloodhoundbambam 0
Who says they broke up..?
CallMeHush 0
Buy 'em back! Have the dimonds set into your new guitar. Better yet where are they I'll buy them!
kniickles 0
buy it back!!!
toeknee33 0
buy them and keep em for a gf who will really appreciate what you give em
Jimboom 11
Buy them back. Then get a friend to pick them up. Then leave it a few weeks and ask for them because you want to put them in a safe as your new insurance policy says you have to put items of value of £1000 or more into a fireproof safe. Or ask for them back as they were antiques from your grandparent.
bombtastic 10
totally agree with this.
Stumblebum30 5
Not sure I'm buying this story. How did you find the necklace earrings while searching for a guitar? they're not even close to being in the same category. besides there are thousands of necklaces and earrings for sale. on eBay. Seems you would have spent quite a bit of time searching until you found it.
Stumblebum30 5
whoops meant craigslist not eBay. since it's CL there wouldn't be thousands for sale but still they wouldn't be in the same section.
daviesha 0
he could have been in the for sale
boltaction1 0
he was prolly on the city that he lives in that's why he saw them.