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Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

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Buy them!

#1 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:26am by mack4225

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Buy them back. Then get a friend to pick them up. Then leave it a few weeks and ask for them because you want to put them in a safe as your new insurance policy says you have to put items of value of £1000 or more into a fireproof safe.

Or ask for them back as they were antiques from your grandparent.

#15 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:58am by Jimboom

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