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Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (2510)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - love - by nubbins (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Probably hooked up with the girl, got her pregnant, and thinks he's doing the responsible thing. Get away from him. His marriage will probably fail and he'll try to get with you

#3 - On 01/26/2010 at 6:05am by dudeitsdanny

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how is that bad?

#1 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:52am by ditdotditdot

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