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Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40462) - you deserved it (12676)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

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Should have had a hot make-out with your girlfriend, right there and then.
And gotten that and mom's reaction on video.

#4 - On 01/26/2010 at 6:07am by dudeitsdanny

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Tell her that there's IVF, if you want kids.
Or tell her that you don't want kids.
Don't need a man to have kids these days.

#1 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:53am by xmars

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