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Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Were you thinking date rape?

#3 - On 01/19/2010 at 2:10pm by perdix

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Eh. I went on a few dates with a guy who kept asking me out for future dates, but not making any moves. I wasn't sure if he was interested, but if not, why keep asking me out? End of the fourth date, I made a (small) move. End of fifth date, I made a bigger move, and then he took over from there. Now we're married, and I still tease him for letting me make the first physical moves, but he says he'd made moves with previous dates who seemed to think it inappropriate, so he decided to just let the woman decide when she's ready.

#23 - On 01/19/2010 at 2:38pm by Fluffgirl

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