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Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10088) - you deserved it (37226)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:12pm - love - by Crissylove10 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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well tell them the ring was fake!

#7 - On 01/18/2010 at 7:08pm by thaprodigy_07

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Unemployed? Sounds like the perfect time to waste money on pranks.

#17 - On 01/18/2010 at 7:41pm by Some___Guy

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