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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6696) - you deserved it (22168)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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