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Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 2:51am - love - by cuppincake (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Report him to the police! Stealing from you is illegal enough, but downloading child porn as well! He won't need to worry about bills from jail. It's also safer for children if he's locked away.

#2 - On 01/15/2010 at 10:08am by meirasanya

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Anonymously call the police and report him for downloading child pornography. If there's any evidence on his computer, that will probably be enough to prosecute.

#3 - On 01/15/2010 at 10:10am by ihateexams

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