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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (4106)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?

#8 - On 01/11/2010 at 10:20am by Jen_J_the_J

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"Today, my girlfriend threw a fit in public because I thought it would be cute to get dressed up and go to McDonalds for dinner. FML"

Sorry hun, you need a sense of humor. That or get your priorities straight. Yeah, it was a joke and probably a big let down since you were expecting a fancy meal, but you shouldn't expect sympathy here.

#11 - On 01/11/2010 at 10:24am by c0w

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