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Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I am really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date Tuesday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26260) - you deserved it (5574)

On 01/08/2010 at 3:06pm - love - by brokenrelicslost (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Might wanna think about raising the bar just a little. Your definition of incredible seems to need some adjusting.

#2 - On 01/08/2010 at 7:01pm by FD929

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Ha. He must be going to prison for theft, because he just STOLE your heart.

#11 - On 01/08/2010 at 7:26pm by DaleksAreEpic

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