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Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35525) - you deserved it (4127)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by hatelife (woman) - United States (New York)

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awwwww! i would help you.

#6 - On 12/30/2009 at 5:33pm by noshcherie

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These days it's actually not very easy to make friends. If you try to talk to a random person in a mall or a bar or anywhere, they just look at you like you're a fucking retarded moron, mock you, and walk away.

#17 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:45pm by Luckster

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