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Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38552) - you deserved it (4468)

On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Get out now.

#1 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:12am by anonacs

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thats one call every 3.75 seconds. You're lying. go away.

#15 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:26am by penisface69

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