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Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML
If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.
Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE!
Or, you know, congrats.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014