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Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by creeped (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE!

Or, you know, congrats.

#3 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:15am by Acuvue

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If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.

#2 - On 12/29/2009 at 3:13am by Vayt

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