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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (4069)

On 12/20/2009 at 11:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Shitty. Hehehe.

#2 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:09am by thinecowgoesmoo

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I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross.
edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.

#3 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:11am by alexandraa

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