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Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60431) - you totally deserved it (3347)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:41pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (New York)

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dump him! im sure ur perfectly good looking in the light. he doesnt deserve you.

#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:18pm by napoleandynamite

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this fml is old i read it like three day a go but in a difrent form

#91 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:54pm by paopao2

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vampire

#94 - On 08/05/2010 at 9:45pm by isaiaha11

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Ouch...Next move is to get up and leave.

#2 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:20pm by TouchDown

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#3 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:21pm by Phillay632

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u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him

#4 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:21pm by wow_just_wow

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#3, shut up
#4, LOL

#5 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:23pm by napoleandynamite

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Correct response: "Oh, really? So do you. Funny coincidence..."

#6 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:23pm by TurtleGenius

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Wtf!

#7 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:24pm by ThisisLegit

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Destroy him.

#8 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:24pm by Frlf

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#4, i love you. hahaha.

#9 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:25pm by mf

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Lol @ nickname: sadgf.

That does suck though.

#10 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:26pm by pb

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#4 yes!!!!
#3 oh sod off.

That's really rude though. You should dump him for being such an ass.

#11 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:27pm by Girlwithapearl2

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I agree with #4.
what a jerk, dump him. Fast.

#12 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:36pm by hk

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Why do people always just say "dump him"?

#13 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:38pm by W33nie

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tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.

#14 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:42pm by interventions

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maybe he was trying to say how things look sexy and more mysterious in the dark and it came out wrong? if he really meant you look bad in the light then he's an ass dump him

#16 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:45pm by louisianagrrrrl

I hope you got up and walked out, no wait, kick him in the balls first. Unless he was totally just kidding, which is possible.

#17 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:52pm by wat_the_eff

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He's deffinately not worth it if he actually said this to you.
You're too pretty for him if a guy says this to you.

#18 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:01pm by miss_ally

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you know he didn't say that you looked ugly in the light, he just said you look /better/ in the dark.


I mean, i could say that "I scored better on this test than my last one" When i got a 99 on this test and a 98 on the last one.

Jesus, stop being so fuckin paranoid, i mean he obviously doesn't think you're ugly if he's your bf.

#19 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:03pm by genius_man16

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/lmao. I envy dudes with the balls to say these kinds of things out loud.

Oh, wait. I'm supposed to say, "OMG, that sucks! He's such a loser and sooo doesn't deserve you!"

My bad.

#20 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:03pm by burdenofaday

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I don't think he meant it that way. He probably meant something mysterious and/or sexy.

#21 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:05pm by Monty_Python

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I agree with #21, it's very unlikely that he meant it in a negative way. If he did, he most likely would have sought someone else other than you. And besides, he may have been hoping to get a little action by saying that, hinting that other things could be done by saying it.

Unless, of course, you two are a couple who do the duty during the daytime?

#22 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:20pm by breaksprinter_

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What an asshole! Sounds like he doesn't deserve you.

#23 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:28pm by hsmiles

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guys joke around, be happy he's dating you if you're ugly

#24 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:28pm by baby_love

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#3 You hit the nail on the head.

#25 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:34pm by Tehalon

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You should've said, "Oh really? Because I was just about to give you head! Never mind now." And then got up and walked out.

#26 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:37pm by Aish

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#4 i literally LOL'd.

neway, im sure he was joking, cause joke around a lot , but i agree with everyone else who said you should have said " well you dick looks bigger in the dark, or funny so do you," etc. or you should've said, well your dating me, so i guess you cant get anyone better.

#27 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:40pm by itsbrina

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LMAO, 14 ftw.

#28 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:41pm by shaBAMalex

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Everybody looks better in the dark..
still though, if he can't appreciate you in the light, he doesn't deserve you in the dark.
c:

#29 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:42pm by babyjoyce

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I agree with #21. He probably meant it in a sexy way, but phrased it incorrectly.

Definitely not FML, or worth dumping somebody over.

#30 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:50pm by bioclock

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#3, you are a meanyface.biatch.mehh

#31 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:50pm by musicloverr

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I lol'ed at number four :]

#32 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:54pm by almostouttt

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i think it'd be immautre to dump him for that reason..
he could have just been kidding?
i know i always like things better with the light off..

#33 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:00pm by sLap

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dump his rude-ass.

#34 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:02pm by cuhsawwndra4yoo

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#21

#35 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:05pm by bartmasta

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well do you? cause if so this guy might be a last chance so make small jabs at his ego and about other small thing and live happily ever after

#36 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:10pm by usaywhat

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thats mean. dump himmm.

#37 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:15pm by summerlove40

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#1 you shouldn't assume stuff like that for all we know the OP might have a digusting growth on her face and 26 head is over rated

#38 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:31pm by cyberhoy

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Sounds like he was trying to get you to have sex with him, and didn't think about what he was saying.

#39 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:59pm by RespondomaticMan

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What a douche. Slap the motherf•••er and make his entire world look better in the dark.

#40 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:07pm by milesthominggale

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Aha! I like the cmts on here. Good to know incase anyone says something disrespectful like that.
That's a terrible boyfriend should've set him straight. No man should ever get an opportunity to talk to you like that. Hopefully you've moved on! Drop that low class h0.

#41 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:18pm by lowcapacityx

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I swear this one was posted before...

#42 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:40pm by StuffHappens

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hey atleast he thinks you look good :)

#43 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:47pm by Warcry21

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really, why does everyone say dump him. just because someone makes one rude, (joking?) comment isn't worth ending your whole relationship.

although this is funny... definitely something my bf would do (:

#44 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:10pm by danaaaox3

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#13 -- if he was serious then erm yes she should dump him, too many girls let guys get away with treating them like shit, and then they end up either being abused or just having a terrible self-esteem.

Now, if he was kidding, the OP's need to stop posting these as an FML. When I read something on here I assume it wasn't a joke.

#45 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:15pm by ammali

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reminds me of a song...

she looks better with the lights low...haha. Unfortunately, it's true for some people.

#46 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:37pm by Zerenade

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That's rather annoying.

#47 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:58pm by ShatteredEmpathy

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What an ass. Everyone looks better in the dark!

#48 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:32pm by kellster

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BURNN

#49 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:35pm by skitz

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OMG guys chill. Your boy just has a sense of humor =)
there was one where a girl said something similar to a guy and everyone found it funny.
he's just playing with youu. jeez.

#50 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:42pm by oceanxcity

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Awww, well, don't feel too bad. Everybody looks better in dim light, even models. That's just a fact. That said, he's either kidding or really, really stupid.

and lol at #14

#51 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:57pm by meridith

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there is a difference between one comment and constantly putting down. if her bf is always saying mean things then yea dump him. but playing around... it's different. and it sounds like he was just playing around.

#52 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:58pm by danaaaox3

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gurl if ur bf has any sense in him at all hell go buy u a single rose and reassure that "this is what i think of you"

#53 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:06pm by diet_cocaine

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Bahah, 14, you're great. :]

#55 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:36pm by erroneousx2

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wow, what a d-bag.
and haha at #4

#56 - On 03/30/2009 at 12:27am by irishcutie

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Relax he was probably joking :P
...if not then...Bahaha!!!!

#57 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:26am by MTL_er

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Don't believe it. Sorry.

#58 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:37am by WWiD

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Dont have sex with him for the rest of his biological life !!

#59 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:37am by Arabian_Dude

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hahah #4 had me laughing

#60 - On 03/30/2009 at 5:17am by lazylacey

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Hahaha, yeah. #4 - you're great. Lol.

#61 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:36am by cchang604

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I love how almost all of you jump to conclusion and just say to dump the guy. Fucking idiots.

#62 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:51am by Akraz

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awww, i'd keep the lights on for you

#63 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:24am by rectim34

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totally agree with #4. then u should have dumped him and left

#64 - On 03/30/2009 at 1:57pm by kisskiss

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He's an ass and should be grateful for any crumbs of affection you deign to share with him. DUMP HIS AS*!

#65 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:23pm by demonkey

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XD i've said that to a girl b4. i immediatly felt like an ass though. and hey people just look better in certain lighting.

#66 - On 03/30/2009 at 4:11pm by mon_e_mons

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seinfeld much?

#67 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:01pm by yui567

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Definitly leave the A$$hole. Jerks like that don't deserve girlfriends.

#68 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:08pm by kenddrraaa

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gotta leave him.. what a jerk! Jerks like him doesn't deserve a good woman!

#69 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:59pm by laffytaffy

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I hope he isn't your boyfriend anymore!

#70 - On 03/30/2009 at 7:48pm by lolo527

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LMAO # 14
that would have been perfect

#71 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:35pm by iceecold

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i would fucking rip his dick off.

#72 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:37pm by lickmyface

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say "oh, i was just guna give you head, oh well nevermind"!
then walk away. thatll show that bitch!

#73 - On 03/30/2009 at 10:39pm by iceecold

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that's horrible!
what an ass!:(

#74 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:03pm by laceyxx

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Lol either he's got a sense of humor or you really do. Doesn't mean you dont look good in the light though. Most people look more attractive in low light. Less of our imperfections show up.

#75 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:31am by jrod

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Maybe he didn't mean it that way ?

#76 - On 03/31/2009 at 7:08am by HahahaThatsFunny

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why the fuck is he your bf???? if he's got into your knickers he should tell you everyday how gorgeous you are!!!!!

#77 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:42am by gorgeous_vampire

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#16 and #21 are right. I can see myself screwing up a sentence like that too.

#78 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:24pm by mattmag

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haha, dang. that sucks

#79 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:03pm by pinkfloydrocks24

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this isn't necessarily a bad thing, but #4 was freaking hilarious, I am literally laughing out loud now

#80 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:25pm by yesbutnotyou

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thats awful! what did you do??

#81 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:36pm by cheerleader1313

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DID YOU SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA HIM??

#82 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:44pm by jkenenski

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i hope u dumped him after that

#83 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:07pm by darling182

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he lost his man card.

#84 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:50pm by adrexius

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AAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH. Classic.

#85 - On 04/27/2009 at 2:53am by VirminLord

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I bet he was joking about it.

#86 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:20am by 24788

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I agree with the first part of #14. Everyone on this site always expects the worst and it's gettin kinda annoying!

#87 - On 06/06/2009 at 12:14am by DancePro

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who doesn't?

#88 - On 06/23/2009 at 6:19pm by squigglyshark

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I would say ,
well thats funny , cause you dont ?

#89 - On 07/22/2009 at 9:15pm by coolpersonxfour

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Awww? Haha thats actually pretty funny. Did he kiss you afterwards and say kidding babe or just leave it? Dump his ass if he was just being a fag.

#90 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:33am by retrosaxaphone

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hahahahahhahahaha. your ugly

#92 - On 10/08/2009 at 10:52am by im_a_dinosaur

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