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Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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On 03/29/2009 at 1:41pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (New York)

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u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him

#4 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:21pm by wow_just_wow

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tell him his penis looks bigger in the dark too.

#14 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:42pm by interventions

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