Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML
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On 03/29/2009 at 1:41pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (New York)
(0)dump him! im sure ur perfectly good looking in the light. he doesnt deserve you.
#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:18pm by napoleandynamite
(0)u shoulda said "how does this look in the dark?" and smacked him
#4 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:21pm by wow_just_wow
(0)Correct response: "Oh, really? So do you. Funny coincidence..."
#6 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:23pm by TurtleGenius
(0)#4 yes!!!!
#3 oh sod off.
That's really rude though. You should dump him for being such an ass.
#11 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:27pm by Girlwithapearl2
(0)maybe he was trying to say how things look sexy and more mysterious in the dark and it came out wrong? if he really meant you look bad in the light then he's an ass dump him
#16 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:45pm by louisianagrrrrl
I hope you got up and walked out, no wait, kick him in the balls first. Unless he was totally just kidding, which is possible.
#17 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:52pm by wat_the_eff
(0)He's deffinately not worth it if he actually said this to you.
You're too pretty for him if a guy says this to you.
(0)you know he didn't say that you looked ugly in the light, he just said you look /better/ in the dark.
I mean, i could say that "I scored better on this test than my last one" When i got a 99 on this test and a 98 on the last one.
Jesus, stop being so fuckin paranoid, i mean he obviously doesn't think you're ugly if he's your bf.
#19 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:03pm by genius_man16
(0)/lmao. I envy dudes with the balls to say these kinds of things out loud.
Oh, wait. I'm supposed to say, "OMG, that sucks! He's such a loser and sooo doesn't deserve you!"
My bad.
#20 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:03pm by burdenofaday
(0)I don't think he meant it that way. He probably meant something mysterious and/or sexy.
#21 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:05pm by Monty_Python
(0)I agree with #21, it's very unlikely that he meant it in a negative way. If he did, he most likely would have sought someone else other than you. And besides, he may have been hoping to get a little action by saying that, hinting that other things could be done by saying it.
Unless, of course, you two are a couple who do the duty during the daytime?
#22 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:20pm by breaksprinter_
(0)You should've said, "Oh really? Because I was just about to give you head! Never mind now." And then got up and walked out.
(0)#4 i literally LOL'd.
neway, im sure he was joking, cause joke around a lot , but i agree with everyone else who said you should have said " well you dick looks bigger in the dark, or funny so do you," etc. or you should've said, well your dating me, so i guess you cant get anyone better.
(0)Everybody looks better in the dark..
still though, if he can't appreciate you in the light, he doesn't deserve you in the dark.
c:
(0)I agree with #21. He probably meant it in a sexy way, but phrased it incorrectly.
Definitely not FML, or worth dumping somebody over.
#30 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:50pm by bioclock
(0)i think it'd be immautre to dump him for that reason..
he could have just been kidding?
i know i always like things better with the light off..
(0)well do you? cause if so this guy might be a last chance so make small jabs at his ego and about other small thing and live happily ever after
#36 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:10pm by usaywhat
(0)#1 you shouldn't assume stuff like that for all we know the OP might have a digusting growth on her face and 26 head is over rated
(0)Sounds like he was trying to get you to have sex with him, and didn't think about what he was saying.
#39 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:59pm by RespondomaticMan
(0)What a douche. Slap the motherf•••er and make his entire world look better in the dark.
#40 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:07pm by milesthominggale
(0)Aha! I like the cmts on here. Good to know incase anyone says something disrespectful like that.
That's a terrible boyfriend should've set him straight. No man should ever get an opportunity to talk to you like that. Hopefully you've moved on! Drop that low class h0.
#41 - On 03/29/2009 at 8:18pm by lowcapacityx
(0)really, why does everyone say dump him. just because someone makes one rude, (joking?) comment isn't worth ending your whole relationship.
although this is funny... definitely something my bf would do (:
#44 - On 03/29/2009 at 9:10pm by danaaaox3
(0)#13 -- if he was serious then erm yes she should dump him, too many girls let guys get away with treating them like shit, and then they end up either being abused or just having a terrible self-esteem.
Now, if he was kidding, the OP's need to stop posting these as an FML. When I read something on here I assume it wasn't a joke.
(0)reminds me of a song...
she looks better with the lights low...haha. Unfortunately, it's true for some people.
(0)OMG guys chill. Your boy just has a sense of humor =)
there was one where a girl said something similar to a guy and everyone found it funny.
he's just playing with youu. jeez.
#50 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:42pm by oceanxcity
(0)Awww, well, don't feel too bad. Everybody looks better in dim light, even models. That's just a fact. That said, he's either kidding or really, really stupid.
and lol at #14
(0)there is a difference between one comment and constantly putting down. if her bf is always saying mean things then yea dump him. but playing around... it's different. and it sounds like he was just playing around.
#52 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:58pm by danaaaox3
(0)gurl if ur bf has any sense in him at all hell go buy u a single rose and reassure that "this is what i think of you"
#53 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:06pm by diet_cocaine
(0)Dont have sex with him for the rest of his biological life !!
#59 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:37am by Arabian_Dude
(0)He's an ass and should be grateful for any crumbs of affection you deign to share with him. DUMP HIS AS*!
(0)XD i've said that to a girl b4. i immediatly felt like an ass though. and hey people just look better in certain lighting.
#66 - On 03/30/2009 at 4:11pm by mon_e_mons
(0)Definitly leave the A$$hole. Jerks like that don't deserve girlfriends.
#68 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:08pm by kenddrraaa
(0)gotta leave him.. what a jerk! Jerks like him doesn't deserve a good woman!
#69 - On 03/30/2009 at 6:59pm by laffytaffy
(0)say "oh, i was just guna give you head, oh well nevermind"!
then walk away. thatll show that bitch!
(0)Lol either he's got a sense of humor or you really do. Doesn't mean you dont look good in the light though. Most people look more attractive in low light. Less of our imperfections show up.
#75 - On 03/31/2009 at 1:31am by jrod
(0)why the fuck is he your bf???? if he's got into your knickers he should tell you everyday how gorgeous you are!!!!!
#77 - On 04/01/2009 at 2:42am by gorgeous_vampire
(0)this isn't necessarily a bad thing, but #4 was freaking hilarious, I am literally laughing out loud now
#80 - On 04/07/2009 at 1:25pm by yesbutnotyou
(0)I agree with the first part of #14. Everyone on this site always expects the worst and it's gettin kinda annoying!
(0)I would say ,
well thats funny , cause you dont ?
#89 - On 07/22/2009 at 9:15pm by coolpersonxfour
(0)Awww? Haha thats actually pretty funny. Did he kiss you afterwards and say kidding babe or just leave it? Dump his ass if he was just being a fag.
#90 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:33am by retrosaxaphone
