125
By SadExperiment - / Tuesday 30 October 2012 00:42 / United States - Claremont
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
By  DogStew  |  7

your girlfriend? :-/

Reply
  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Well let's hope OP gets your advice in time. Honestly, this situation reminds me of George, on Seinfeld, when he mixed food with sex. Every time he ate anything, he was turned on.

By  marina_xo  |  7

Well aren't you in a slippery situation!

Reply

yeah, you were just a-skin for trouble!

Reply

Nevertheless, you knew that by 'skin' I was referring to the peel, so it clearly made sense to you.

Reply
  angelofsaturn  |  23

#4 maybe she holds a banana under his nose while he sleeps and rubs his cock a little bit or has sex with him while eating banana candy. it's kinda along the same lines of me hating the smell of old spice.

Reply
  AKGirlinSD  |  20

4, I was wondering that too. Why bananas out everything she could choose from? And why is the girlfriend conditioning her boyfriend without asking for his consent first? What else is his girlfriend secretly doing to him? So many questions yet I might never get answers lol.

Reply
  Drigr  |  8

If they worked and my gf was secretly slipping little blue pills into my food, I'm not sure I would complain... Assuming she would help me out with it.

Reply
  melimeli628  |  10

basically she involves bananas while in foreplay, or in other sexual moments. or teases him while eating a banana. so subconciously now whenever he sees a banana he thinks of his gf and gets turned on. my bf is the same but with apples. lol.

Reply
  gc327072  |  29

Well, every time she peels a banana, they subsequently do it, so eventually your subconscious mind associates bananas with getting it on, which thus results in being aroused at inopportune moments.

Reply
  Dilwann  |  27

Having sex when there are bananas around, for instance. An 'active' condition takes about 7 times, I think, but this might take slightly longer.

Loading data…