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Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend and when his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and i thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away I hear her say "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better". FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 2:40am - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (Florida)

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#17 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:43am by nomadxx7

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I don't know if you did anything "wrong". Maybe you came off as standoffish (which could be because you were nervous and didn't know her). Maybe she's just a bitch. I don't know. Let's just hope that either a) your boyfriend doesn't bow/bend to what mama thinks or b) you dump his ass (as in stop associating with him altogether) before he dumps you.

#4 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:21am by everythingtold

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