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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over
Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her tits off!!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015