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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 7:31am - love - by im_not_me (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over

#3 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:17am by Kukironosuke

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Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her tits off!!

#9 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:35am by Jimboom

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