Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

by im_not_me / 12/09/2009 at 7:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

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  • that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over

    #3 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:17am by Kukironosuke

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  • Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her tits off!!

    #9 - On 12/09/2009 at 10:35am by Jimboom

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