Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
by Cpm / 11/30/2009 at 8:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P
#1 - On 12/01/2009 at 3:14am by RyeBreadBoy
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You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.
#12 - On 12/01/2009 at 3:45am by gozar
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