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Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33934) - you deserved it (9725)

On 11/28/2009 at 11:17am - love - by moon_paw (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.

#4 - On 11/28/2009 at 2:05pm by Starfire22

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Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.

#10 - On 11/28/2009 at 2:14pm by Sixpakastan

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