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Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33273) - you deserved it (2346)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:09am - love - by apparentlyhesbusy (woman) - United States (California)

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Why did he invite you in the first place?

#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:21am by Rayn4u

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damn,op that sucks
simple solution, dump him.

#1 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:13am by Mx_Rider

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