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Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23691) - you deserved it (1896)

On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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That's low. You should call him from another number, or (if possible) from his friend's phone. And tell him you're going to come round his house, eat all his biscuits and rape his dog.
Even by doing that, you're STILL showing a greater level of maturity than he is *grin*

#12 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:03am by MisterJD

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If he's going to break up with you like that, he's not even worth it.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 3:32pm by It\'sOkay

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