Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2009 at 7:05pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.

    #7 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:26am by Ray_Scott

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  • I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her vagina the same ever again"
    [shakes head, blinks eyes several times]

    Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc
    But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly.

    Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that?
    Obviously it could also be the booze though.

    #4 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:10am by DameGreyWulf

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