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Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22993) - you deserved it (5544)

On 11/12/2009 at 7:05pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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