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Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.
I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her vagina the same ever again"
[shakes head, blinks eyes several times]
Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc
But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly.
Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that?
Obviously it could also be the booze though.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 September 2014