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Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25971) - you deserved it (6648)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam

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I can understand why she'd be devastated. But, honestly, that's a ridiculous question to ask. If you honestly have to ask that type of question, be prepared for heartbreak, because you're not going to last. Have some trust in your relationship and support his decision. Don't make his leaving for basic training about you. Asking a question like that shows him that all you care about is whether or not he'll still care for you. It's not about you. It's about him. Stop being so selfish.

#7 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:10pm by the1truebob

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That phrase wasn't made into a bumper sticker for nothing.

#4 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:07pm by FernandoTorres

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