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Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

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On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Maybe he meant it in a positive way, like because he thought you were way out of his league and that there was no way you'd go for him.

#6 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:13am by Twinklestar

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Just goes to show beggers can be choosers after all, guess you didn't get chosen. xD

#5 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:11am by Kickmehard

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