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Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28530) - you deserved it (2567)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)

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Does he KNOW he is your boyfriend? Also, "this guy I have been dating" doesn't sound like you have talked to him about sealing the deal. So either tell him, I want to take this to the next step (the bedroom?) and have you be mine (for 400 bucks an hour) or realize he might not know you think it is serious. HE might think you are friends with benefits.

#9 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:47am by Flutist

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Wow how thoughtful of him.... :S

#1 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:33am by fireandice27

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