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Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML

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On 11/04/2009 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)

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Does he KNOW he is your boyfriend? Also, "this guy I have been dating" doesn't sound like you have talked to him about sealing the deal. So either tell him, I want to take this to the next step (the bedroom?) and have you be mine (for 400 bucks an hour) or realize he might not know you think it is serious. HE might think you are friends with benefits.

#9 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:47am by Flutist

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in the post she says "the guy I've been dating;" the word "boyfriend" doesn't show up even once. now it's not my policy to date more than one girl at at time, but no one can deny that that's more than common these days. girls do it too: a date with one guy here, two dates with another guy a week later, a blind date, whatever. if the op had wrote "my boyfriend," then we'd have a problem.

#19 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:46pm by Silentknight

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