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Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26823) - you deserved it (10540)

On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Rabbits hump?!

#3 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:22pm by prettykitty123

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If you knew he was afraid of them, why not put them in another room or outside?

#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:21pm by Phazzer

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