Animals, Phobias and Love: Traumatized

Traumatized

By Anon - 31/10/2009 11:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Cynophobia

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 04:01

Today, my new boyfriend is so scared of dogs that he won’t even go in the room where my new puppy's bed is, so even on the days when he’s at home not working, I still have to pay the lad next door to come round and let it into the garden for a pee, because he’s too scared to open the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 12:33 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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Random

By cats before idiots - 25/04/2019 18:00

Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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What's up, doc?

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 17:02 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I was spending time with my affectionate pet rabbit. He was hanging out with me on my bed as usual. After I finished giving him a long and thorough head rub, he thanked me by emptying his bladder on my leg. What is that, marking me as his property? True affection. FML

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Phazzer 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:21

If you knew he was afraid of them, why not put them in another room or outside?

prettykitty123 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:22

Rabbits hump?!

Comments

Bob31_fml 4

Tuesday 3 November 2009 17:03

unless your bunny is the one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, your boyfriend is a pussy.

seeei 2

Wednesday 4 November 2009 3:51

lol!

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:48

Exactly! What's he do, nibble your bum?

demented_lover 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:50

thats freakin hilarious XD lmmfao! XD AHAHAHAHAHAHA.. ok.. i suggest u get a bf who ISNT animal phobic. but thats just damn funny

burbujas15 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 9:25

ROFL

alis_palalis 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:07

LMAO.!!!.... This made my day ... :D .. I didnt know Rabbits Humped...

Ashy104 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:39

hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha omg this totally made my day! i laughed so hard trying to imagine this hahahahha

xwickedjesterx 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:52

awesome lol my boyfriend had the same problem until he met my pitbulls. now he loves the dogs to death.

janes1231234 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:49

WTF is YDI??

Cigar 11

Thursday 27 May 2010 8:55

Your rabbit likely needs to be neutered. Funny enough, your dog's marking behavior might suggest the same thing. If that's not the case it could simply be that they sensed how weak your boyfriend is.

jazzthefirst 5

Tuesday 3 August 2010 0:14

LMFAO! omg dats the funniest thing i ever heard! your rabbit wants ur boyfriend... jst imagine, a rabbit gettin it on with ur leg... i'd be scared as hell to