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Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29402) - you deserved it (3261)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:27am - love - by deserved (woman) - United States (California)

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