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Taday I'm Single. Last Night, I Decidd It Would Be Silly To Leave My Phone In My Car Before I Went To My Roommate's Brother's Brthday Party. Highlights Of The Evening Include: Beer Pong, A Keg Stand, And Breaking Up With My Grlfriend Via Text Message. I Don't Remember The Last One. She Does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7958) - you deserved it (37314)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:18pm - love - by P4ntless (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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isn't the saying: drunk words are sober thoughts? It's not so bad, you obviously wanted to break up with her anyway right? :)

#6 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:38pm by alicexox

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haha that sucks...
LESSON LEARNED: dont drink so much

#5 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:35pm by nando92

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