Today, I'm single. Last night, I decided it would be silly to leave my phone in my car before I went to my roommate's brother's birthday party. Highlights of the evening include: Beer Pong, a keg stand, and breaking up with my girlfriend via text message. I don't remember the last one. She does. FML

by P4ntless / 10/26/2009 at 6:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love

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  • isn't the saying: drunk words are sober thoughts? It's not so bad, you obviously wanted to break up with her anyway right? :)

    #6 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:38pm by alicexox

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  • haha that sucks...
    LESSON LEARNED: dont drink so much

    #5 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:35pm by nando92

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