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Today, I'm single. Last night, I decided it would be silly to leave my phone in my car before I went to my roommate's brother's birthday party. Highlights of the evening include: Beer Pong, a keg stand, and breaking up with my girlfriend via text message. I don't remember the last one. She does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5130) - you deserved it (24869)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:18pm - love - by P4ntless (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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