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Today, I was at ATandT getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said 'you should see this'. It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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On 10/25/2009 at 10:00pm - love - by LTJFP (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Good thing you got your phone fixed just in time! It would have been really awkward at home if you hadn't got that message.

You get home "What are you doing?"

Boyfriend "I'm moving out"

You "Why??"

Bf "Oh... didn't you get that text message? The girl I've been sleeping with sent it earlier today."

#8 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:40am by FerrariCake

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Of course, you need your phone fixed. It is obviously broken if it spews out terrible messages like that.

You might want to get your boyfriend fixed, too. Take that dog to a vet.

#13 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:09am by perdix

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