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Today, my old highschool math teacher called me asking if I would please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she is drunk, and declare her eternal love to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24507) - you deserved it (2785)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

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