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Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32183) - you deserved it (3821)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

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Do NOT let your friend use your phone any more.

#4 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:13pm by OneandOnlyOne

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u got a friend who still stays smart enough to use your phone and not hers when she's drunk? props 2 her. I usually don't have a clue when I'm wasted. just keep an eye on your phone from now on. FYL.

#10 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:35pm by misspeg

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