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Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34367) - you deserved it (12695)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:47am - love - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)

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I'm a moron. That is all.

#15 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:08pm by pissed

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You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault.


That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.

#19 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:08pm by Haelous

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