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Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24327) - you deserved it (8871)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That doesn't sound like something somebody high would say, it sounds like something somebody about to jump off of something high would say.

#16 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:06am by SaintJimmy

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You decided to show how much you love your family through a completely impersonal text message instead of telling it to his face, or calling him to tell him? The amount of love radiating from that hit me like a drunk driver.

YDI. Fuck texting.

#6 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:45am by allmidnighteyes

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