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Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

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If my sister sent a text like that I'd wonder too. Now tell us the truth, were you using drugs?

#4 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:34am by israelnotjacob

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You decided to show how much you love your family through a completely impersonal text message instead of telling it to his face, or calling him to tell him? The amount of love radiating from that hit me like a drunk driver.

YDI. Fuck texting.

#6 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:45am by allmidnighteyes

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