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Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

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On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That doesn't sound like something somebody high would say, it sounds like something somebody about to jump off of something high would say.

#16 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:06am by SaintJimmy

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I can see why he would text that back to you. If my sister randomly texted me that I would think one of two things: she's high as a kite or she's about to off herself.

You don't just randomly text someone like that. You have to warm up to it like have had a really great night out with the person...something that would make you reflect upon how much you care for a sibling, etc.

#8 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:50am by Darling_Cherry

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