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Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

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On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

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He probably wouldn't have replied like that unless you don't tell him you love him very often. YDI for not reminding your family you love them.

#1 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:17am by emilysanftwsom

I agree, my brother sent me a text just a couple days ago at like 3 am saying "I love you little guy." I was convinced he was either drunk out of his mind or was going to do something drastic D:

#17 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:43am by nilesskate2

:( That sucks. My brothers always insult me, or make fun of me so I'm convinced they don't love me. Families these days need to remind each other they love them daily atleast. I know a guy and his dad's only told him he loves him twice; once was via text. It's a sad world we live in.

#22 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:50am by emilysanftwsom

Aw. Emily.. at your age that is normal. Just wait: in a few years your brothers and you will have a drink together a start blubbering to each other about how much you all love each other. It's just how it works. While you are kids/teens you are obliged to make each other miserable :]

#25 - On 10/22/2009 at 8:59am by mercyFML

AHAHAH When I get high, or drunk I text everyone I now and blabber about how I love them soo much LOL.
This isn't an FML you have a smart brother :)

#35 - On 10/22/2009 at 1:17pm by liveBabylon

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#2 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:20am by Kuroftw

well, are you?

#3 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:28am by oystersmoke

If my sister sent a text like that I'd wonder too. Now tell us the truth, were you using drugs?

#4 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:34am by israelnotjacob

It was your punctuation that tipped him off.

#5 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:44am by redbluegreen

wtf? i text like that all the time.........

#13 - On 10/22/2009 at 4:46am by brkn_hearted

You decided to show how much you love your family through a completely impersonal text message instead of telling it to his face, or calling him to tell him? The amount of love radiating from that hit me like a drunk driver.

YDI. Fuck texting.

#6 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:45am by allmidnighteyes

You should only send that in certain cases. My sister is in Iraq, so if she sent me that I wouldn't mind, but on a normal day.. I don't know.

#7 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:49am by zethioth

I can see why he would text that back to you. If my sister randomly texted me that I would think one of two things: she's high as a kite or she's about to off herself.

You don't just randomly text someone like that. You have to warm up to it like have had a really great night out with the person...something that would make you reflect upon how much you care for a sibling, etc.

#8 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:50am by Darling_Cherry

Do you usually send your brother texts like that? xD If one of my siblings sent me that text, I would have asked them the same thing... Haha.

#9 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:52am by kyleenstar

Doesn't really seem like a FML to me. Sounds more like sibling joking.

#10 - On 10/22/2009 at 4:01am by Starayo

Well, if I sent my brother a random text message of that ilk I think he'd say that too. YDI for acting like a desperate girlfriend.

#11 - On 10/22/2009 at 4:02am by ginger_ahoy

Why is everyone acting like that's such a weird thing to do and saying you have to lead up to it? Some people just want to be nice and remind their friends and family that they are loved... I send stuff like fairly often, always to a different person, and I never get responses like this.

#12 - On 10/22/2009 at 4:06am by caticaticati

Soooo....what're you high on?

#14 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:08am by shaister

I send those txts too but i also give hug attacks to me peeps; it's not uncommon to say 'i love you'
p.s. and I'm only high part of the time :D

#26 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:03am by mercyFML

I'm never even high! Never ever!

#27 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:07am by caticaticati

If someone told me something like this I'd think they were on something too. If he responded like that then you must be kind of a bitch or something otherwise he would've just said okay love you too! or something. So I'm thinking it's your fault for not acting like this more. Don't be so surprised.

#15 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:20am by Tarynkd

That doesn't sound like something somebody high would say, it sounds like something somebody about to jump off of something high would say.

#16 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:06am by SaintJimmy

YDI for being stupid. No sibling wants to hear this from another sibling.

#18 - On 10/22/2009 at 6:44am by Torise

lmfao your brother is funny, that something my brother would do even if i did remind him all the time that i loved him

#19 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:40am by holdingmybreathe

I would either think you were high or about to kill yourself. But how is this an FML?

#20 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:45am by testing

That's not that bad, child. My brother has asked me the same thing when I get the occasional impulse to call or text to tell him I love him(we're literally an ocean and half a continent apart). Except that question was also accompanied by, "If you are doing drugs, I will book the next flight to Hawai'i and break your legs and teeth. Oh. Love you, too, girl." It's so sweet of him.

#21 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:49am by hot_mess88

*hits the so what button*
He's your sibling, they're like that. Don't take it so personally, there's no point.

#23 - On 10/22/2009 at 8:23am by CFR

That's the kind of message one would expect to receive from someone who's drunk or about to kill themselves. The only exception is if the sender usually sends that kind of message.

#24 - On 10/22/2009 at 8:33am by cthulhu1138

I did the same thing to my GF and scared the shit out of her if you have never done that before it is weird so YDI

#28 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:13am by bullshitdetector

that's a strange message to send. I find it very hard to say "I love you" to anyone even in writing! hell, I've never told any of my parents I love you, and I'm 18. and I get uncomfortable when my dad tells me I love you. the only time I said I love you to anyone was my big brother when he left for the military. other than that, if I say I love you to someone freely, I'm probabaly high on alcohol...

#29 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:25am by nypd613

He's right, you know. It's good advice.

#30 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:48am by blastvortex

I do the same thing to my bro and he does the same with me. Its a brother thing grow a pair and deal with it. Hell my brother implies are calls me gay on atleast a weekly basis and you don't see me whining and running to fmylife about it..... wait.... I just did..... fuck!

#31 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:58am by theblazian

HAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious FML!

#32 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:21am by klpryde

Lol. I'd say the same thing :P

#33 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:46am by alpolitikat

yeah unless you do this all the time that would be a common reaction. I am not saying don't do it but don't think your life is fucked because YOU don't tell your family you love them often.

AND my little brother will not say he loves me, not even when I try to bribe him. he only does it if my parents make him.

#34 - On 10/22/2009 at 12:47pm by KarasuFyre

So go snort some cocaine and give him a hug! :o

#36 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:32pm by Witchcraft

[shudders]
Happened to me once. Good thing I don't puke anymore!

#37 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm by DameGreyWulf

WHOOPS!
Wrong FML.
This is what I get for being a chronic tabber.

Meant to say: That's awesome

#38 - On 10/22/2009 at 5:26pm by DameGreyWulf

How is this a FML? You have a brother who cares, idiot. Why would you complain about something like that?

#39 - On 10/22/2009 at 7:16pm by Neferria

Haha he must love you lol

#41 - On 10/22/2009 at 11:14pm by Loverz4life

I honestly would've replied the same way if I got that kind of message..

#42 - On 10/23/2009 at 6:27am by ScaryGirl

I would have been as creeped out as your brother probably was. He might have thought you were suicidal or something. Try thinking about context, and having one, in the future.

#43 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:21pm by JCrown84

haha :) i think your brother must have a sense of humor!

#44 - On 10/24/2009 at 12:55am by punkerjoe

i know how this is. i dont text my brother that b/c ill get a response like that!

#45 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:58pm by wonduhhbrayeddd

Why is this an FML?

He obviously just isn't used to you saying that type of stuff to him, so he thinks you must be on drugs to be saying it... or else he just has a sense of humour. Either way, not an FML.

#46 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:26am by LilaBear

how is this an fml, and seriously, ydi, wat sister says that to their brother?

#47 - On 11/09/2009 at 8:40pm by brianjman14

LOL
I did this to, but my brother asked if I had been drinking.

#48 - On 01/16/2010 at 3:47pm by Ayselen

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