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Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21699) - you deserved it (3768)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:30am - love - by loveless - Australia (New South Wales)

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