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Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 1:31pm - love - by Rage (man) - United States (Texas)

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OMG dump her!!!! That proves she doesnt care about you.!!!

#1 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:11pm by Star18lk

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Of course there's a good explanation - she's sleeping around. With 5 other guys. She'll probably marry the one who has the most money. You should dump her now while you're ahead.

#5 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:14pm by RuralNinja

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