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Today, my husband of five years told me he's leaving me and will be gone when I return from Iraq. When I told him I love him and asked him not to go, he said he won't file divorce papers just yet, but he's moving out-of-state because "we need time apart." I've been gone for most of the year. FML

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Wow. I"m so sorry!

#1 - On 10/02/2009 at 2:02pm by leili

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Thank you so much for serving our country! Without our troops, our country wouldn't be the same.

To the repliers criticizing her and saying mean things about the troops, shame on you! Because of them do you have the right to even post things like that.

Anyways, OP. Keep your head up girl! You deserve so much better than that!

#38 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:50pm by littlelotte

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