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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when a little guy walked up and flirted with her. I'm a pretty weak guy and he looked weaker, so I gave him a little push and said "Back off". He's actually not weak at all. I've got a black eye and a girlfriend who won't stop laughing to prove it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9800) - you deserved it (26432)

On 09/27/2009 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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