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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when a little guy walked up and flirted with her. I'm a pretty weak guy and he looked weaker, so I gave him a little push and said "Back off". He's actually not weak at all. I've got a black eye and a girlfriend who won't stop laughing to prove it. FML

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On 09/27/2009 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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if he hadn't done anything, you people would be all like "YDI for being a doormat". so i say FYL, at least you tried to stand up for yourself, even though you failed.

#15 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:41pm by papertigers

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What's your problem? You should be flattered that another guy wants to flirt with your girlfriend, she must be attractive. If he was touching her or something, yeah, I would've gotten angry and probably told him to back off too. But that was really uncalled for, and YDI.

#4 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:13pm by kurukururock

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