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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41213) - you deserved it (2794)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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At least that made it less cliche?

#15 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:46am by XRiseToFallAgain

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Putting a ring in food/drink is a stupid idea in the first place, there's this think called "choking". (:

#7 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:34am by arielhoee

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