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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML
Wow way to go Officer Jump the Gun. You could have always tackled him on the way out after you were sure you knew what was going on...
No, I do not know why i'm talking as if the police officer is here... :P
Putting a ring in food/drink is a stupid idea in the first place, there's this think called "choking". (:
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015