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Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32672) - you deserved it (11304)

On 09/24/2009 at 12:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Murderer! :)

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:11am by Intoxicunt

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...or give it one last try, see how it works out? :)
(we don't know anything else than what you've written, so this may be a very bad idea, I don't know :D).

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:16am by Raegron

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