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Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30058) - you deserved it (9400)

On 09/24/2009 at 12:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Murderer! :)

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:11am by Intoxicunt

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She's been shot through the heart, and YOU'RE the only one to blame. Dammit man, why do you have to give love a such a bad name?

#11 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:34am by allmidnighteyes

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