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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (60115)

On 09/20/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by newlydumped (man) - United States (Texas)

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Appreciate an awesome girlfriend you stupid COW!(ABUNGA)

#5 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:39am by f_alltheirlives

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don't mock the ninja turtles..

#4 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:38am by passwordis_fml

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