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Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 1:22am - love - by Pierceew (woman) - United States (California)

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I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

#5 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:40am by f_alltheirlives

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Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D

FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P

#6 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:42am by TC1

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