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Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30278) - you deserved it (29533)

On 09/19/2009 at 1:22am - love - by Pierceew (woman) - United States (California)

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I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

#5 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:40am by f_alltheirlives

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"if a girl has a pierced tongue, shell probably suck your dick. if a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick"

#32 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:08am by Th217

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