By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

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TC1_fml 0

Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P

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fuckingshitt343 0

it's not possible. i have my tongue pierced. and i've kissed guys with tongue piercings. i've actually TRIED to get htem stuck to see if it was possible and it's NOT. lieesss!

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MoeRoxxs 0

I would really like to know how this happened....I have had my tongue pierced for about 12 years, and have had three piercings in my tongue for about 3 years and this has NEVER happened to me

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Thecloak 0

Ydi for getting your tongue pierced :)

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SickToDeath 0

its ur choice wether they want a piercing or not so fyl not ydi 4 u :) aww poor u! did he break up after :( xXx

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BeatNik169 3

YDI for stabbing a needle through your tongue anmd sticking a piece of metal through it.

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hshelton 0

For anyone who thinks this is imossible, I have news for you, its not. Not everyone has a standard barbell in with just two balls on it. Mine has an anchor on the top and it is very oddly shaped. Now while this has never happened to me, since I've been wearing this one I have gotten it stuck in forks numerous times. It would be very easy for two tongue rings to get stuck together if one of the was oddly shaped. http://www.bodycandy.com/cgi-bin/item/24348

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Ari070609 0

wow that's uhh...ewww FYL?? FHL...yuck

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gulilin12 3

u know what they say about girls with tongue rings, they'll prolly suck ur dick. u know what they say about guys wit tongue rings, they'll prolly suck ur dick too

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janes1231234 0

ewwwww ewwwwww I'll never get that picture outa my head

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